Mreh. So, my new place STILL doesn't have DSL. My roommate and I have, between the two of us, been calling and harassing the cable people for a month. They set up an appointment to come, then they come but say we weren't home, or they come to the wrong address. That is followed by another appointment, two weeks out, and then the admission by the handyman that he forgot some integral part or something that must be ordered or something or other. I don't understand it. When I'm frustrated, which has so far only been in relation to the cable, I lose most of my German skills. This rant is basically to say that I still don't have access so I still don't have pictures, video, Skype, or any of the stuff that I really want. I promise, guys, it's coming!
So, my friends got married on the 20th. Clint and Jen, if you read this then know that 1) I saw the wedding as much as I could, 2) it was beautiful!, and 3) that I really miss you guys. I really miss everyone. I miss home. At home I know where the best hangouts are, where to find Cocoa Crispies, and who will want to hang out at either 1:00 in the afternoon or 1:00 in the morning. I have none of that here so far. I miss home. I miss it I miss it I miss it.
A List Of Things That I Miss:
I miss not having to pay for ketchup.
So, my friends got married on the 20th. Clint and Jen, if you read this then know that 1) I saw the wedding as much as I could, 2) it was beautiful!, and 3) that I really miss you guys. I really miss everyone. I miss home. At home I know where the best hangouts are, where to find Cocoa Crispies, and who will want to hang out at either 1:00 in the afternoon or 1:00 in the morning. I have none of that here so far. I miss home. I miss it I miss it I miss it.
A List Of Things That I Miss:
- Mom, Dad, Marvin, Rachael, Heather, Madison, Megan, Chris, Patrick, Madeline, Marcy, Amber, Michael, Clint, Jen, Buck, Stf, Eric, Stefan, Zac-wait I mean Mein Hans!, Tyler, Melissa, Amy, Jay, James, Mary, - okay, this is going to get tedious, so I'll just write it like this: I miss my family. I miss everyone in Red Dirt and O.U. Improv. I miss people who are not in improv but who are friends with people in improv. I miss my Germans. I miss my cousins. I miss my mother's dogs, you tiny puppies. I miss Marcy's cat.
- Mr. Bill's. The Mont. The Library. The South Oval. Marcy's house. My apartment. Main Street in Norman. The OU student union. Campus in general. Mom's house. Dad's house. Tinker AFB. Andrews Park. I miss King Wah's and I miss Tarahumara's. There's no decent tex-mex here. I miss Midwest City and Norman and Edmond and Bricktown and even Tulsa, now that I think about it.
- My knick-knacks. My PDA cables. My mp3 cables. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. All my grungy t-shirts that I left behind. My art that my friends gave me. Red dirt. The river. the words "howdy" and "y'all". MY CAR. Oh, God, my car. Country music. Most of my shoes. Notes. My photo albums. I miss being surrounded by my junk.
- I miss knowing what all the words in an advertisement mean. I miss random calls from my Mom and the phone messages that are always like, "Do you even love ya muddah? You must not, 'cause you nevah return her calls! Love ya, mean it, bye". I miss going driving. I miss bowfishing. I miss the weather. I miss knowing which floorboards to avoid because they creak. I miss people I know knocking on my door to say what's up. I miss being able to say "what's up" and having people understand me. I miss always being busy. I miss stuff being open on Sunday. I miss improv. I miss going to bed late because there's something fun going on. I miss making long-standing inside jokes.
I miss not having to pay for ketchup.

5 comments:
Awww Smayachel!! Everyone misses you also. I'll send you some FREE McDonalds ketchup :) Hey ... I think I've seen those cords in one of your bags, do you need them? I can send your hat, gloves & cords in a flat rate envelope which is really cheap shipping! Ohhh, you miss chow mein ;O !!! Hey, you shouldn't miss Oklahoma to much, sounds like you have the same cable company as we have here!! Google Earth baby ... I see you everyday!! I have place marked your house, your school and the churches you have mentioned. The neighborhood you live in looks beautiful and the google earth view of the town makes everything look so pretty and clean! Oh ... also .... I can set up a photobucket account where blog watchers can post pics for you to look at. Do you think you would be able to access (view) them from where you are? Okay ... your mudda loves YOU bunches!!
We miss you too!
You can take comfort in knowing that no matter what, the DSL company will suck. It's like the modern version of staring up at the night sky and waxing romantic about your lover seeing that same moon. Instead, you call the DSL company and get frustrated and lose your language skills, no matter where you or your friends are or what language you speak. You can take that frustration and hold on to it and think, "Somewhere, my friends and family are having trouble ordering a new DSL package just like me!"
Some people think it is communication that keeps people close. No, it is the frustration in getting/using that communication medium that keeps people close. :-P You KNOW dudes had to have problems with the mail back in the day, too.
Don't waste time missing your apartment. It's definitely owned by the most infamous slumlord in Norman. If you want to straighten up the DSL, you should probably call up and say, "DSL company? This is your old George Gardener speakin'." They'll get right on it.
Haha! Thanks, guys.
Smom: Yes, if you could please send all the cords you can find. And a photobucket account would be awesome and appreciated, if you wouldn't mind helping me set one up. And, yes, I miss chow mein A LOT. I miss ANY Chinese food a lot right now. ;-) Love you!
Amy: Hah! I love it. "Sooooomewhere out there ... beneathe the pale moonlight ... someone's cursing the cable company ... and cursing with all their might!"
Kallie: Dr. Frank, you made my day. And why is he an infamous slumlord? Facebook me the details!
Hey, precious. :-) Thanks for all the well wishes. It was terrifying and exhilarating and beautiful; I imagine that's what jumping out of a plane is like(except for the whole risk-of-splatter thing). :-D Wish you could have been there. Love you!
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